Saturday, November 28, 2015

Week-End: Accounting Jokes

Jokes that only accountants and auditors will love J
  • What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A late night.
  • What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year.
  • It's accrual world.
  • How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
  • An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don’t understand.


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